1 00:00:00,820 --> 00:00:04,220 I'll follow her. No, you stay here. You watch the house. All right, just be 2 00:00:04,220 --> 00:00:06,060 careful with it, okay? She just had it painted. 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:10,600 Good night on Diamond and Simon. 4 00:00:10,820 --> 00:00:13,400 Many of your friends have a history of practical joking. 5 00:00:13,700 --> 00:00:17,200 Who in their right mind would think that this is funny? How dare you accuse me 6 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:18,200 of shoplifting? 7 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:20,740 I'll sue you. I know this customer. 8 00:00:21,260 --> 00:00:23,440 Did you know he had three arms? 9 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:28,080 Anything else happens, I may be dead. 10 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,140 You better hurry up and open it, Val. The wedding's only a week away. 11 00:01:48,420 --> 00:01:50,100 Wait, this is beautiful. I want to read this. 12 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:55,580 Wishing you the full enjoyment as you share dreams for your new life together. 13 00:01:56,260 --> 00:01:57,260 Uncle Mike. 14 00:02:00,740 --> 00:02:01,740 Oh. 15 00:02:03,260 --> 00:02:05,840 I love it. A smoking jacket. 16 00:02:06,260 --> 00:02:08,479 Well, I think every man should have one. 17 00:02:08,759 --> 00:02:12,760 I wonder who got mine. 18 00:02:16,150 --> 00:02:17,870 I'll exchange it for the right size. 19 00:02:18,590 --> 00:02:20,010 Let's see. Well, 20 00:02:21,590 --> 00:02:23,910 another one addressed to Taylor. 21 00:02:28,410 --> 00:02:30,110 Let's see what this says. 22 00:02:31,130 --> 00:02:35,590 It reads, to Taylor, from a secret admirer. 23 00:02:41,790 --> 00:02:42,790 It's ticking. 24 00:02:43,210 --> 00:02:45,070 Watch out, Taylor. It's a bomb. 25 00:02:48,750 --> 00:02:51,590 Must have been wrapped at our gift wrapping department at Bartlett's. 26 00:02:51,950 --> 00:02:53,610 Taylor, why don't you use your teeth? 27 00:02:54,230 --> 00:02:55,230 Yeah, honey. 28 00:02:55,370 --> 00:02:57,890 You're going to need a lot of practice undoing things. 29 00:03:03,130 --> 00:03:05,110 Yeah, don't say I never gave you anything. 30 00:03:06,150 --> 00:03:07,930 I hope it's a grandfather club. 31 00:03:20,820 --> 00:03:25,100 There's number 86, Golden Boy Rick Simon, moving into third place. He's 32 00:03:25,100 --> 00:03:27,380 tied up in quite a battle with Morgan Melvin. 33 00:03:27,620 --> 00:03:28,140 Number 34 00:03:28,140 --> 00:03:37,960 14, 35 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:41,060 Morgan the Monkey Melvin, is still playing in second place. 36 00:03:51,150 --> 00:03:56,390 This just in from our paramedic, Walt Truman, the brave rider who was forced 37 00:03:56,390 --> 00:03:57,390 retire. 38 00:03:59,310 --> 00:03:59,790 Here 39 00:03:59,790 --> 00:04:07,370 comes 40 00:04:07,370 --> 00:04:10,910 that golden boy, Rick Stein, ready to do things with the dark knight, Sam 41 00:04:10,910 --> 00:04:13,750 Samatini. They're trading places back and forth. 42 00:05:20,060 --> 00:05:21,060 Here we go. 43 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:22,520 Hold on. 44 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:32,180 We have to go through with this part of it. Come on. Tell the man to go away and 45 00:05:32,180 --> 00:05:33,300 die in peace. 46 00:05:34,280 --> 00:05:36,880 Come on. You know, it's the only sane way of getting over. 47 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:18,480 This is funny. 48 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:20,100 Well, it depends. 49 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:21,820 I mean, who do you know who isn't in his right mind? 50 00:06:23,220 --> 00:06:26,180 I have varying caps here. The nitro's been hollowed out. 51 00:06:27,060 --> 00:06:28,660 There's nothing here that can blow up. 52 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:34,360 Does your fiancée have any old boyfriends who might not like the idea 53 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:35,199 chose you? 54 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:36,200 Not that I know of. 55 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:41,220 Things are rather delicate with the family. 56 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:46,880 Valerie's father is Mike Bartlett of Bartlett's Department Store. Uh -huh. So 57 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:48,460 you're marrying into the family business. 58 00:06:48,860 --> 00:06:51,080 I am in line for promotion, yes. 59 00:06:52,700 --> 00:06:55,600 But it's not what you think. I deserve it. I mean, I've been working at 60 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:58,680 Bartlett's ever since I graduated from college. It wasn't until a year ago that 61 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:02,240 Valerie and I fell in love. Oh, okay. Hey, all I meant was, you know, you can 62 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:04,920 land the boss's daughter more power to you. I didn't land her. 63 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:07,220 I didn't plan this. 64 00:07:08,060 --> 00:07:09,120 It just happened. 65 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:11,180 Mr. Martin. 66 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:16,060 I really don't think you're in any danger here. I mean, this is just a 67 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:19,180 joke. It's not very funny, but that's all it is. You know, I had a couple of 68 00:07:19,180 --> 00:07:21,760 people decide to get married. All their friends and relatives got to pull out 69 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:22,760 the joy buzzers. 70 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:24,700 Uh, read the card. 71 00:07:25,660 --> 00:07:27,140 Bye -bye, Taylor. You're dead. 72 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:29,120 That's no joke. 73 00:07:29,820 --> 00:07:32,940 Well, if you feel that way about it, you better call the cop. 74 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,000 Well, you don't understand. 75 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:39,060 See, Valerie's father is a very important man in this town. 76 00:07:39,530 --> 00:07:41,930 He only wants to read about our wedding in the society pages. 77 00:07:42,550 --> 00:07:43,850 That's how come I came to you. 78 00:07:44,490 --> 00:07:45,490 Okay, I'll tell you what. 79 00:07:47,070 --> 00:07:50,930 Before we take any of your money, why don't you take this? 80 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:53,650 If anything else happens, give it to me. 81 00:08:01,070 --> 00:08:03,870 I think we handle that pretty well, don't you? 82 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:58,600 Close the door. 83 00:08:59,340 --> 00:09:00,540 Dad, I should call you. 84 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:02,040 I think it's a call cause. 85 00:09:05,180 --> 00:09:06,180 Did it go off? 86 00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:10,560 No. I think the string was too loose to pull the trigger. 87 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:14,300 You know, it was just too loose. Too much... Too much slack in it? 88 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,000 Right. 89 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:25,120 Who are you calling? Leave him a cute note. 90 00:09:31,310 --> 00:09:34,150 We will try to keep the police out of this as long as possible. In the 91 00:09:34,290 --> 00:09:36,510 let us concentrate on finding your secret admirer. 92 00:09:38,810 --> 00:09:40,370 Who's got a key to this room besides you? 93 00:09:40,910 --> 00:09:45,590 Uh, the janitor, security, Mike Bartlett. He has a key to everything. 94 00:09:45,910 --> 00:09:47,670 Um, I don't know who else. 95 00:09:48,030 --> 00:09:50,430 Nothing but a piece of cake to get into if you know what you're doing. 96 00:09:50,670 --> 00:09:51,770 What, through the whole store? 97 00:09:52,210 --> 00:09:55,070 I mean, you have to go past security, the cameras, and everything? I mean, 98 00:09:55,850 --> 00:09:57,590 you'd have to be someone who knew the store awfully well. 99 00:09:57,810 --> 00:09:58,810 Or was known. 100 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:01,620 The other day, you couldn't come up with any enemies. What about friends? 101 00:10:02,220 --> 00:10:04,520 Well, most of my friends are the people who work at the Thor. 102 00:10:05,860 --> 00:10:09,360 Okay, well... Who's your best man, for instance? 103 00:10:09,780 --> 00:10:13,120 Gary Murcott. He's the head of the radio and TV, but he wouldn't think this is 104 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:14,120 funny. 105 00:10:16,580 --> 00:10:17,580 Hello? 106 00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:19,700 Uh, thank you. 107 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:21,340 Um, Mike Bartlett's coming in. 108 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:24,340 That's Valerie's father. I can't let him know that you two are private 109 00:10:24,340 --> 00:10:25,340 investigators. 110 00:10:25,780 --> 00:10:26,780 Okay, uh... 111 00:10:27,020 --> 00:10:30,580 Tell me somebody that you invited to the wedding who can't make it. Somebody 112 00:10:30,580 --> 00:10:31,640 that your father -in -law wouldn't know. 113 00:10:32,740 --> 00:10:34,620 Brian Cody, my old college roommate. 114 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:38,020 He couldn't come. He's supposed to be in Europe. I'm Brian Cody. 115 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:40,480 Who's he? 116 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:41,680 New security man. 117 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:47,060 Taylor, I... Oh, sorry. 118 00:10:47,740 --> 00:10:51,800 I just needed your account for the caterer, but I can get it later. Oh, no, 119 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:53,300 in, please. I was just talking with... 120 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:03,870 I left it on the display case down in supporting goods. I was just bringing it 121 00:11:03,870 --> 00:11:04,870 to Mr. Martin's attention. 122 00:11:05,510 --> 00:11:06,510 Hank's a new man. 123 00:11:06,790 --> 00:11:08,690 With, um... Security. 124 00:11:09,090 --> 00:11:10,090 Security. Ah. 125 00:11:10,990 --> 00:11:14,890 So, thank you, Hank. Just leave the gun here and I'll take care of it. 126 00:11:15,170 --> 00:11:16,170 Ah, yeah. 127 00:11:21,530 --> 00:11:22,530 Excuse me. 128 00:11:23,270 --> 00:11:26,750 Oh, and this is Brian Cody, my college roommate. He was able to come after all. 129 00:11:27,030 --> 00:11:28,030 Brian, Mike Bartlett. 130 00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:30,250 Nice to meet you. 131 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:31,480 Glad you could make it. 132 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:33,440 I thought you were in Europe. 133 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:37,920 This man has a memory you wouldn't believe. 134 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:41,340 Well, I'm afraid the reports of my traveling have been greatly exaggerated. 135 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:43,400 I'm not going to be able to make it to Europe until next month. 136 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:44,920 Unfortunate. 137 00:11:45,820 --> 00:11:48,040 Bring your friend around tomorrow. We'll play some doubles. 138 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:49,279 I'd love to. 139 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:51,120 Sorry, tomorrow's a red tag sale. 140 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:54,580 No, it'll be singles and a couple of good sets and a drink. 141 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:58,180 You can fill me in on Taylor's checkered bass. 142 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:00,720 You're on. 143 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:01,759 Don't worry. 144 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:04,320 I won't tell him about the panty raid on the Sigma Tau house. 145 00:12:06,940 --> 00:12:09,100 I thought that was a fraternity. 146 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:11,560 It was a very embarrassing moment for us, sir. 147 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:13,760 Well, 148 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:15,120 see you later, Mr. Grody. 149 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:16,600 Nice to meet you. 150 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,660 Got to be careful with him. He doesn't miss anything. 151 00:12:25,290 --> 00:12:29,010 In that case, I think you better call personnel and have them put Hank Fryer 152 00:12:29,010 --> 00:12:29,809 the payroll. 153 00:12:29,810 --> 00:12:30,810 You're right. 154 00:12:32,070 --> 00:12:35,110 And then you better fill me in on what you were... Excuse me, what we were like 155 00:12:35,110 --> 00:12:36,110 back in college. 156 00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:49,130 We're dealing here with a very sensitive... The D .O .G.? You 157 00:12:51,130 --> 00:12:52,130 Now watch. 158 00:12:53,070 --> 00:12:54,890 All right, Tootles. Go ahead. 159 00:12:55,290 --> 00:12:56,710 Go on, now. Eat. Eat. 160 00:12:59,850 --> 00:13:00,850 You see? 161 00:13:01,170 --> 00:13:02,410 And it can't be the food. 162 00:13:02,830 --> 00:13:05,310 Tootles loves his prime sirloin a la can. 163 00:13:05,850 --> 00:13:07,110 So it must be the dish. 164 00:13:12,390 --> 00:13:16,230 Mr. Friar. Ah, yeah. Nick Friar. Nick Bates, head of security. 165 00:13:16,490 --> 00:13:19,610 Nice to meet you. Glad to have you with us. It's good to be here. Come on, I'll 166 00:13:19,610 --> 00:13:22,570 show you the store. And you can fill me in on your background. 167 00:13:22,810 --> 00:13:23,810 Look around you, Hank. 168 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:25,840 What do you see? 169 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:29,520 Okay, um... Beds? 170 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:31,880 Customers? First mistake. 171 00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:34,800 Clientele. Clientele. Okay. 172 00:13:35,420 --> 00:13:36,440 Lifeblood of any store. 173 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:40,040 And, unfortunately, the bane of our existence. 174 00:13:40,540 --> 00:13:43,120 Uh, we being the security force. That's right. 175 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:48,000 Inside this world of fantasy and wishful film, you'd hardly believe we're 176 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,240 fighting a war, would you? No. 177 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:50,440 Never we are. 178 00:13:50,860 --> 00:13:53,320 Every day a war is waged in these aisles. 179 00:13:54,420 --> 00:13:55,520 Every single day. 180 00:13:56,860 --> 00:13:57,860 Any survivors? 181 00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:58,880 More than I'd like to admit. 182 00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:02,340 The reason we're fighting a war, Hank, is that one out of every ten people who 183 00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:05,480 walk through our doors is a shot. One out of every ten. 184 00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:09,820 The campus cops used to take pictures of students involved in what they called 185 00:14:09,820 --> 00:14:10,820 counter -corrective activities. 186 00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:14,620 They had his backside up on a bulletin board for three weeks. It was never 187 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:15,620 identified. 188 00:14:16,650 --> 00:14:19,210 Well, I knew he had a wild card. He just never lets it out. 189 00:14:19,450 --> 00:14:22,650 Not me, uh -uh. That story is just a figment of Brian's imagination. 190 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:23,930 Sure it is. 191 00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:25,130 Well, I want to hear more. 192 00:14:25,290 --> 00:14:26,229 You will. 193 00:14:26,230 --> 00:14:27,230 See you at lunch, sweetie. 194 00:14:27,630 --> 00:14:28,810 Hey, why don't you join us, Brian? 195 00:14:30,150 --> 00:14:31,230 All right, thank you, yeah. 196 00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:33,090 Great. See you then. 197 00:14:34,510 --> 00:14:35,510 No, not here. 198 00:14:35,690 --> 00:14:36,690 See what I mean? 199 00:14:37,070 --> 00:14:40,750 I think for my wedding present, he had a streak through the store, don't you? 200 00:14:41,090 --> 00:14:42,090 Good idea. 201 00:14:43,470 --> 00:14:45,550 Look, don't make me too wild. I'm not like that. 202 00:14:46,380 --> 00:14:47,720 Appetite. Nobody will believe you anyway. 203 00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:48,980 I'll blow your cover. 204 00:15:19,530 --> 00:15:20,489 Excuse me. 205 00:15:20,490 --> 00:15:21,730 I'm with store security. 206 00:15:22,210 --> 00:15:24,970 You want to give me the cassette player and whatever else you've got under that 207 00:15:24,970 --> 00:15:25,970 coat of yours? 208 00:15:26,010 --> 00:15:29,570 I beg your pardon? You took a cassette player from that table over there. 209 00:15:30,070 --> 00:15:31,070 I did what? 210 00:15:31,950 --> 00:15:33,910 You heard me. Would you open your coat, please? 211 00:15:34,270 --> 00:15:35,910 I will not open my coat. 212 00:15:36,330 --> 00:15:38,070 Who do you think you are, anyway? 213 00:15:38,410 --> 00:15:43,330 I'm a valued customer at this store. How dare you accuse me of shoplifting? 214 00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:45,010 I'll sue you. 215 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:48,000 Do you understand what I'm saying? I'll sue you for false arrest. What's going 216 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,460 on here? I can tell you that this will be the last time... Are you the new man 217 00:15:50,460 --> 00:15:52,960 here, Friar? Yes. I hope you know what you're doing, Friar. 218 00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:27,610 So, okay, so anyway, we almost had these three breathtakingly beautiful girls 219 00:16:27,610 --> 00:16:29,110 convinced that we were French tennis. 220 00:16:29,490 --> 00:16:31,990 I had a pretty good idea. School was out. 221 00:16:33,430 --> 00:16:35,810 He suddenly says, girls, I'm sorry, I lied. 222 00:16:36,450 --> 00:16:39,210 I'm not French. I'm not a tennis player, and I don't need a place to stay. 223 00:16:39,530 --> 00:16:42,910 Then he turns to me and says, au revoir, Claude. 224 00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:45,650 That is a friend. 225 00:16:49,699 --> 00:16:51,540 I'm so glad to finally meet you. 226 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:54,300 Well, thank you. I'm glad to meet you, too. 227 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:57,460 Hey, it's not too late. You know, you could still change your mind. It would 228 00:16:57,460 --> 00:16:58,640 an Al Capulco happy hour. 229 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,320 Your being here is going to be so good for him. 230 00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:04,780 He's been under a lot of strain. 231 00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:08,579 Yeah, getting married will do that to you. 232 00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:09,900 You ought to know that. 233 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:13,180 Me? What are you talking about? I've never been married. 234 00:17:14,359 --> 00:17:15,359 Why are you relieved? 235 00:17:17,130 --> 00:17:24,130 The person that I was thinking of, Barbara, her former husband, well, he's 236 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:27,290 just the sort of person who might do that, you know, that dynamite joke. 237 00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:30,550 Well, no one I know. 238 00:17:30,910 --> 00:17:32,870 You know, jealous former lovers? 239 00:17:33,450 --> 00:17:34,550 Uh, no. 240 00:17:36,190 --> 00:17:39,330 Besides that, my last boyfriend is married and has a family now. 241 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,670 Taylor's been the only man I've been involved with for more than a year. 242 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:53,200 area more than anything else in the world and i know that that uh joke it's 243 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:57,580 really freaked him out if you could just uh be with him and talk to him maybe 244 00:17:57,580 --> 00:18:04,420 well i know he trusts you how can you be so sure because i trust you sorry 245 00:18:04,420 --> 00:18:11,280 i'm late well well well i hope you haven't been making 246 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:32,980 I'll second that motion. 247 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:35,200 I don't know when I've had such a workout. 248 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:37,340 Oh, come on, Brian. 249 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:41,640 You're just being easy on an old man. You could have taken me any time. Oh, no 250 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,280 way. Let's get a drink up the house. 251 00:18:52,820 --> 00:18:54,660 Boy, you've got a beautiful place here. 252 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:59,440 Large, too. You must have raised a big family here. You'd think so, wouldn't 253 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:03,160 you? There's room for one, but Valerie's all I have. 254 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:07,040 Well, I had a son, but he passed away. 255 00:19:07,420 --> 00:19:08,500 I'm sorry to hear that. 256 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,840 You're about to add another son to your family. 257 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:17,740 To tell you the truth, Brian, that's one of the reasons I wanted to talk to you 258 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:18,740 alone. 259 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:23,400 I don't think I can ever feel like Taylor's my son. 260 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,580 Why? I don't know. 261 00:19:26,340 --> 00:19:27,340 Instinct? 262 00:19:29,350 --> 00:19:30,350 I don't like him. 263 00:19:32,490 --> 00:19:33,970 It's going to be rough on all of you. 264 00:19:34,350 --> 00:19:35,350 Maybe so. 265 00:19:36,290 --> 00:19:38,090 A man can't change his feelings. 266 00:19:40,550 --> 00:19:44,950 Well, I don't think it's unusual for a father to resent having his little girl 267 00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:46,850 taken away from him. No one's taking her away. 268 00:19:47,630 --> 00:19:49,530 I'm not a possessive father. 269 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,230 Just cautious. 270 00:19:51,950 --> 00:19:53,390 Is there any room there for trust? 271 00:19:53,970 --> 00:19:54,970 Plenty. 272 00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:57,590 Trust for my own instincts. 273 00:20:00,669 --> 00:20:04,750 Sir, I think you're feeling a little panicky. 274 00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:08,490 I mean, I think your instincts are telling you not to give the bride away. 275 00:20:08,850 --> 00:20:10,150 At any cost. 276 00:20:14,890 --> 00:20:16,170 Value sends you. 277 00:20:27,330 --> 00:20:28,990 Save something for Saturday night. 278 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:44,740 Very romantic fellow, you know that? You bring it on me, Val, really, you do. 279 00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:47,800 I never thought I could feel this way. 280 00:20:48,420 --> 00:20:52,460 I never dreamed I could feel the way I do right now. 281 00:21:59,370 --> 00:22:00,370 Hold on. 282 00:22:02,470 --> 00:22:03,470 Stop. 283 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:30,040 I don't get it. 284 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,700 Nobody forced a lock on the door. 285 00:22:33,460 --> 00:22:34,840 Nobody broke in through the windows. 286 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:37,720 When could this have happened? 287 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:40,720 Sometime today. 288 00:22:41,020 --> 00:22:44,680 And from the time I left this morning until after I dropped Valerie off this 289 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:45,680 afternoon. 290 00:22:45,820 --> 00:22:47,220 It had to be somebody with a key. 291 00:22:47,940 --> 00:22:49,120 One of your neighbors have a key? 292 00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:53,500 Okay, uh... Old girlfriend, former owner? 293 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,020 Friend who stayed with you once, maybe? 294 00:22:59,020 --> 00:23:02,240 Well, damn it, man, it has to be somebody. I mean, did you ever lose the 295 00:23:03,140 --> 00:23:04,720 Leave them somewhere for a couple of days? 296 00:23:04,980 --> 00:23:06,040 Was the house ever robbed? 297 00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:07,320 Anything? 298 00:23:07,580 --> 00:23:10,300 Looks like something was written on the mirror in there. What did it say? 299 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:13,960 Catch you next time, Taylor. 300 00:23:15,780 --> 00:23:17,380 Well, even that doesn't make any sense. 301 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,280 I mean, if he really wanted to catch you, he would have waited, right? 302 00:23:20,540 --> 00:23:23,880 Hey, I was going to say her father. I was going to say her father. 303 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,000 Ah, gee. 304 00:23:45,420 --> 00:23:47,160 Uh, mind if I join you, Mr. McCann? 305 00:23:47,580 --> 00:23:48,580 Not at all. 306 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:53,380 Make that Gary. I didn't get a chance to thank you the other day for nailing 307 00:23:53,380 --> 00:23:54,380 that shoplifter. 308 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:58,820 If you knew how much my department loses in stolen goods every year. No problem. 309 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:02,900 It's just happy to do something right the first day, you know, especially 310 00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:04,060 Mr. Martin got me this job. 311 00:24:04,260 --> 00:24:07,240 Can I get some coffee, please? I didn't know you knew Taylor. Oh, sure. We go 312 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:07,799 way back. 313 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,120 Just, uh, casual acquaintances, of course, you know. 314 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:12,180 Me? I'm the best man. 315 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:13,480 Is that so? 316 00:24:13,860 --> 00:24:17,100 Besides, Taylor's always been a little skittish. What do you mean? 317 00:24:17,620 --> 00:24:18,620 You know him. 318 00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:22,100 Paranoid. Oh, yeah. But not serious. Nothing serious. 319 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,920 Did he tell you about the time he thought somebody was getting inside his 320 00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:29,740 No. Moving things around. Not stealing anything, just moving things around. 321 00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:32,340 Crazy, isn't it? Yeah. 322 00:25:10,660 --> 00:25:14,120 See if anybody's been watching Taylor that I made the Camaro. She's driving 323 00:25:14,460 --> 00:25:15,460 Huh? 324 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:18,360 Taylor? 325 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:21,720 I can't tell. Hey, here, let me have the keys to Liz's car. I'll follow him. 326 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:22,840 What are you talking about? Follow him in this. 327 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,440 No, no, no. If he's been in the house, then he's seen the truck and the car. 328 00:26:28,750 --> 00:26:29,750 I love it. 329 00:26:30,450 --> 00:26:33,710 Taylor, really think you could hire this bum to track me down? 330 00:26:37,410 --> 00:26:40,330 Not a question. What are we going to do with him? 331 00:26:49,050 --> 00:26:50,290 That's real good, Morty. 332 00:26:51,130 --> 00:26:53,530 Too big. 333 00:26:54,030 --> 00:26:56,790 Does Morty steal all his clothes or just the hat? 334 00:26:58,430 --> 00:26:59,490 I would imagine just that. 335 00:27:06,290 --> 00:27:10,650 What do you mean? 336 00:27:13,710 --> 00:27:15,010 I'll hang on to that. You get over there. 337 00:27:15,610 --> 00:27:16,610 Move! 338 00:27:18,070 --> 00:27:21,010 Now, I don't know you, but I was determined to make your acquaintance, 339 00:27:21,010 --> 00:27:23,790 especially after you knocked me out and tried to make a submarine out of my car. 340 00:27:24,090 --> 00:27:25,470 What happened to the car? 341 00:27:25,670 --> 00:27:26,690 I told you, I went in the water. 342 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:28,760 You didn't say you went in in the car. 343 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:34,760 What happened to Liz's car, Rick? AJ, I'm a little busy here. 344 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:41,620 Since I don't think you make it a habit of trying to kill every stranger you 345 00:27:41,620 --> 00:27:43,560 meet, I want to know why you tried to do it with me. 346 00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:48,980 I like your nose job. You want to try for a little dental work? Hey, stop it, 347 00:27:48,980 --> 00:27:50,260 huh? Leave him alone. 348 00:27:51,540 --> 00:27:52,540 Well, 349 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:54,460 now that we've got your attention... 350 00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:57,920 Do you know the guy in this picture? 351 00:28:03,020 --> 00:28:04,020 No. 352 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:05,380 Go for the dental work. 353 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,380 Yes, I know him. 354 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:08,640 All right, what's his name? 355 00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:11,500 Flack. His full name. Reynolds. 356 00:28:12,580 --> 00:28:13,760 Flack Reynolds. 357 00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:15,140 Does he come here often? 358 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:16,800 Often not. 359 00:28:17,380 --> 00:28:18,700 Well, what do you know about him? 360 00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:20,520 Not a whole lot. 361 00:28:21,660 --> 00:28:26,360 What does he do for a living? Where does he live? What... Can you tell us? I can 362 00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:27,740 tell you that he's pretty wild. 363 00:28:28,460 --> 00:28:32,640 I like him pretty wild. I like the Clydesdale over here. Hey, it's my 364 00:28:33,020 --> 00:28:34,020 Ah. 365 00:28:34,420 --> 00:28:38,280 Well, I would guess that your brother is now facing a charge of attempted 366 00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:41,200 homicide. That is, unless you care to tell us what you know about this slack. 367 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:44,740 I don't know anything about him. He doesn't let loose about himself. 368 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:48,180 He likes to talk, but not about himself. 369 00:28:49,020 --> 00:28:50,820 I did meet his mother once. 370 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:52,600 What? 371 00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:05,720 You do that a lot, Rick? 372 00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:15,360 Oh, absolutely, Liz. 373 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,080 The car was a lifesaver. 374 00:29:18,660 --> 00:29:19,660 Sure. 375 00:29:20,700 --> 00:29:24,860 Yeah, as a matter of fact, Rick's getting it washed right now. 376 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:33,140 Oh, no, darling, I think I might need it tomorrow. 377 00:29:34,060 --> 00:29:39,240 Why don't I just hang on to it for a couple of days and you drive Camaro? 378 00:29:49,220 --> 00:29:50,220 That's her. 379 00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:52,720 Thank you. 380 00:29:57,540 --> 00:29:58,540 Mrs. Martin? 381 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:05,880 An old woman, you know. 382 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,540 Where did you get that shiner? 383 00:30:13,740 --> 00:30:14,740 Somebody hit me. 384 00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:15,899 They did? 385 00:30:15,900 --> 00:30:17,220 Did you hit him back? 386 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,040 Eventually. Good for you. 387 00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:24,180 That's the trouble with most men nowadays. They don't know how to use 388 00:30:24,180 --> 00:30:26,300 fists. Not like in the old days. 389 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:30,900 Yes, um... We came to talk to you about your son. 390 00:30:31,300 --> 00:30:32,760 What's there to talk about? 391 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:38,060 He's a spineless piece of jelly. He has been since the day he was born. 392 00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:39,560 Slack? 393 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:44,400 I don't have a son named Slack. 394 00:30:45,060 --> 00:30:49,280 Well, we were told that you did. We were told that he comes to visit you, brings 395 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:50,280 his girlfriend. 396 00:30:51,940 --> 00:30:54,940 No, thank you. You do have a son, though. 397 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:56,920 Taylor. 398 00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:00,520 All right. 399 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:03,720 Let's... Talk about Taylor. 400 00:31:04,860 --> 00:31:07,520 We think he's in trouble, and he may need your help. 401 00:31:07,780 --> 00:31:09,540 My help? I wonder why. 402 00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,880 Taylor's done well for himself, from what I hear. 403 00:31:13,220 --> 00:31:14,300 Who do you hear it from? 404 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:18,340 Does Taylor come to visit you? 405 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:23,840 No, no, Taylor never comes to visit me, never. 406 00:31:24,820 --> 00:31:25,880 Are you proud of him? 407 00:31:26,300 --> 00:31:28,680 I mean, he's done quite well for himself. 408 00:31:29,460 --> 00:31:31,620 I'm more surprised than proud. 409 00:31:32,940 --> 00:31:35,080 And Taylor had a lot to overcome. 410 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,880 His father didn't like him very much. 411 00:31:38,100 --> 00:31:41,260 He always said, the wrong one died. 412 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:43,560 The wrong one? Taylor had a brother? 413 00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:46,540 Taylor was one of two. You didn't know that? 414 00:31:47,140 --> 00:31:48,140 Twins, boys. 415 00:31:48,900 --> 00:31:51,000 One died and one didn't. 416 00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:52,540 Taylor survived. 417 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:55,720 The meek one survived. 418 00:31:56,220 --> 00:32:00,780 The one who didn't want to cause anybody any trouble. His father couldn't stand 419 00:32:00,780 --> 00:32:01,780 him. 420 00:32:02,380 --> 00:32:07,240 Did, uh... Did Mr. Martin beat him? 421 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,080 Mr. Martin beat me. 422 00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:10,980 He beat both of us. 423 00:32:14,020 --> 00:32:20,060 If, uh... If Taylor had just stood up to him once, 424 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:25,720 just once, maybe things would have been different. 425 00:32:28,020 --> 00:32:29,420 What'd Taylor do, run away? 426 00:32:30,510 --> 00:32:32,610 No, no, he never did. 427 00:32:33,790 --> 00:32:38,530 He had an act of imagination. That's what he used to escape. 428 00:32:39,350 --> 00:32:44,070 I used to catch him sometimes, pretending he was somebody else. 429 00:32:44,910 --> 00:32:48,230 It was like he really was somebody else. 430 00:32:48,570 --> 00:32:49,570 His brother? 431 00:32:51,890 --> 00:32:53,690 Was this after his brother died? 432 00:32:55,370 --> 00:32:56,870 Did his brother have a nickname? 433 00:32:57,550 --> 00:32:59,490 His father gave it to him. 434 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:06,800 That's who comes to see me these days not Taylor slack 435 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:27,760 How'd 436 00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:29,160 you know Taylor's dad used to hit him 437 00:33:30,990 --> 00:33:31,990 This is the cat. 438 00:33:36,430 --> 00:33:37,430 Rick? 439 00:33:39,590 --> 00:33:40,770 Come on, Rick. Talk to me. 440 00:33:44,510 --> 00:33:46,350 You ever remember Dad spanking you? 441 00:33:47,250 --> 00:33:49,230 Hitting you, I mean, even if you deserved it? 442 00:33:49,850 --> 00:33:51,250 No, he never laid a hand on me. 443 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:52,530 No, not you. 444 00:33:54,550 --> 00:33:55,550 He did me. 445 00:33:57,410 --> 00:33:59,650 Especially right after you came along with this warm -up. 446 00:34:03,690 --> 00:34:05,030 Yeah, we used to have some good ones. 447 00:34:08,949 --> 00:34:11,750 I guess he learned I was the oldest at first. 448 00:34:16,429 --> 00:34:20,270 There were times, though, especially right after Dad and I would have a 449 00:34:23,670 --> 00:34:25,150 I used to wish I were you. 450 00:34:27,630 --> 00:34:28,630 Instead of me. 451 00:34:30,350 --> 00:34:31,350 I didn't know that. 452 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:37,400 It wasn't your call. 453 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:38,840 I know. 454 00:34:39,620 --> 00:34:43,380 It's all right. 455 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:03,480 Rick? What do you got? 456 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,820 Let me get a hold of you. Listen to the tape on the answering machine. I've gone 457 00:35:09,820 --> 00:35:11,380 to try and save Valerie. 458 00:35:13,300 --> 00:35:16,700 I tried to warn you, Taylor. I tried to scare you away from this wedding, but 459 00:35:16,700 --> 00:35:18,280 you're determined to go through with it, aren't you? 460 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,440 You fool. You see, I can't let that happen, because eventually she'd find 461 00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,260 about me, and she'd try to get rid of me. 462 00:35:24,660 --> 00:35:27,300 And even I can't fight the fact that the two of you are in love. 463 00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,720 Your love would destroy me, Taylor. 464 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,220 Valerie's love would destroy me. 465 00:35:32,860 --> 00:35:36,040 So, I guess the only solution is to get rid of her. 466 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,500 It's a reason to kill her, he didn't know it. 467 00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:41,920 Hello, Mr. Bartlett? 468 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:44,580 Damn it, you better talk to him. 469 00:35:45,180 --> 00:35:47,300 Hi, Mr. Bartlett, it's Brian Cody. 470 00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:49,160 Yeah, fine, how are you? 471 00:35:49,380 --> 00:35:50,380 Is Valerie there? 472 00:35:52,460 --> 00:35:53,460 She's out with Taylor. 473 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:54,600 Do you know where they went? 474 00:35:54,740 --> 00:35:56,100 Okay, no, there's no problem. 475 00:35:57,220 --> 00:35:58,540 Right, thank you very much. 476 00:35:58,980 --> 00:35:59,980 Bye -bye. 477 00:36:09,260 --> 00:36:10,260 You're so quiet. 478 00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:12,840 Yeah, I know. 479 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:15,620 Now me, baby. 480 00:36:17,540 --> 00:36:18,720 Must be thinking of Taylor. 481 00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:26,360 Taylor, what's wrong? 482 00:36:27,540 --> 00:36:28,540 I'm not Taylor. 483 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:30,640 My name's Slack. 484 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,180 Slack? Yeah. 485 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,660 Now, you are a damn good -looking woman. 486 00:36:38,370 --> 00:36:40,330 Just too bad I can't let Taylor marry you. 487 00:36:41,110 --> 00:36:42,610 Taylor, what's going on? 488 00:36:57,510 --> 00:36:58,510 There they are. 489 00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:09,880 Bye. 490 00:37:58,920 --> 00:37:59,859 Drop the knife. 491 00:37:59,860 --> 00:38:00,839 Make me. 492 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:01,840 It's over, Slack. 493 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,300 We've got you on tape. 494 00:38:05,380 --> 00:38:06,540 We'll do a voice print. 495 00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:08,440 Cure, maybe. 496 00:38:10,620 --> 00:38:11,700 Cure means bye -bye, Slack. 497 00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:34,820 Okay, you can give us a knife now. We're your friends. 498 00:38:35,340 --> 00:38:36,460 I don't have any friends. 499 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:38,280 What about Brian? 500 00:38:39,100 --> 00:38:40,100 Brian's your friend. 501 00:38:40,900 --> 00:38:41,900 Brian doesn't exist. 502 00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:43,760 I made him up. 503 00:38:45,980 --> 00:38:47,040 I made up everything. 504 00:38:48,020 --> 00:38:49,100 Well, what about us? 505 00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,500 We're your friends. You didn't make us up. 506 00:38:54,100 --> 00:38:58,040 And Valerie didn't make her up. She loves you.